tumblr:

Well, folks, the numbers are in. We’re in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it’s called…drumroll…TagTeam!

ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

tastylemonbread:

oscarjamesleigh:

minmos:

minmos:

thought it was a one-off thing, but i’ve now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

why are you like this?

zee:

luetta:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

it’s crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show’s official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network’s official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called ‘pop glutton’ and 'comedy chunk’ and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can’t Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

you know the internet is dying when you can’t even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result

our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can’t find what the fuck they came looking for

you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.

The Man Who Killed Google Search

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Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At

profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.

mortimermcmirestinks:

skincareroutine:

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

maykitz:

maykitz:

come on man

when the online chatbot says to order chemicals on the internet and eat them what choice do i have but to listen?

nianeyna:

omegaversereloaded:

ilove when someone posts about an issue that’s supposedly plaguing society and it’s painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

technofeudalism:

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

harzilla:

sandmandaddy69:

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

kilsie:

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live